how do u manage to escape

A frnd asks to his another frnd: hey how do u manage to escape
when ur gf calls and ur mom watches ur phn?? And ur phn battery remain
always full??

Excellent answer:
I have Saved My Grl Frnds Number As BATTERY LOW.
...
So,

Whenever She Calls & Im Not Around,

My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly :-)