Boss and Employee funny joke

Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1
outside. Hw many r left?

Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge

Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in,
close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals r there except
one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She jst crosses it bcz d crocodiles r at d
lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : I guess she drowned?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the
airplane. U may leave now..

Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne
tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega !!



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