Suuuuper Joke

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend
at
mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna
hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi r maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto
mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gaye beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care
jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab